April 23, 2004

Flying Bubble-Gum Chewing Vampires

I was a vampire in a group of vampires, the territory of which a new vampire had entered. He possessed some bubble-gum, which I tried. One of the kinds made one fly, and I liked it much better than my Juicy Fruit.

I resolved to get some of this gum. The new vampire evidentially wanted to fight but we never got around to it.

Later, I was in a gaming store and saw a display of similar packages to the new vampire's bubble gum, but they were odd edible balls. I then picked up some darkly wrapped 'Saved by the Bell' gum, which came in many flavors and was near the register. The people with me called for me to come as I poked through the flavors, so I quickly purchased a medium size pack of orange.

Posted by Trevor Savage at April 23, 2004 3:59 PM