September 18, 2003

Class Real Estate

Our class was looking for a house or other piece of real estate to buy, and I went out in the car to look over the one we were currently looking at.

Driving by it, I accidentally hit someone's RC car which had been driving in front of me. The car hit my bumper and then bounced into the next car's bumper, continuing like this for a while.

The owner soon came from where he had been standing a few cars ahead and picked up the RC car. I apologized but he just looked at me, not saying anything.

After I got back to our headquarters, everyone was in one room, watching a movie while laying, nude, in front of the large screen.

I didn't know where I'd lay, so I stayed in the first few rooms. At one point one of the girls came out for a bit, standing near me. I watched her discreetly, and she made weird comments which puzzled me.

I wanted to watch the movie so I stayed at the doors for a while, then took a dvd copy of it and ripped out the unnecessary parts, after which I began to watch it.

I then learned that I was emitting some chemical which made all women want to have sex, and the officials were trying to quarantine me until it was safe.

Posted by Trevor Savage at 2:43 PM

Battling Star Wars Droids

I was in a cave with a number of my classmates, who were sitting down. Graham had a bright rapier and was walking around.

I got up to leave for the bathroom, and screamed when a C3-PO type droid grabbed my arm. Pulling back, it froze in the position it had assumed as I proceeded to hit it over the head with my clasped fists.

I then hit other droids, both C3-POs and Battle Droids from episode 1, who were standing in bathroom stalls, in a similar manner, overtop the stall. I wasn't able to summon much strength, however, and soon turned around to watch Graham.

Graham was using his rapier to fight the captain of the droids, not doing too well, but then slicing the captain through his upper chest. Falling down from the pipe they had been standing on, he slumped there for a moment before falling into two pieces.

Posted by Trevor Savage at 2:42 PM