Someone had won my eBay auction, but I didn't have the invoice email I had written up with me. I began to panic.
I was in the Baitshop IRC channel. Some people were trying to debug a WarCraft III map.
My client announced me as being AFK in the channel as I hadn't done anything there recently, but, strangely, the preference for announcing this fact was turned off. I checked, and it was still unchecked.